Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

kids are so funny and the most honest people on this earth. do you have any funny stories that you would like to share from your most embarrassing moments file? for me the other day my 3 yr. old decided to follow me into the bath room while i took a shower. i had just taken my hair weave out and thrown it on the floor in my bedroom. my hair was due for a serious shampooing so i get into the shower and start showering and after a few minutes my 3yr. old leaves out of the bathroom. i dont think anything of it cause she does that from time to time. minutes later i step out of the shower and im drying myself off and she comes back in and asks what im doing and i tell her i just finished showering and washing my hair. then i say "mommy is done cause im all clean now" and she says "you didnt wash your hair , mommy" and i said "yes i did Boo Boo." then she gets upset sort of and says "no you didnt......see!" then hands me a big handful of the hair i had just threw all over the floor.

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

OK, i have a story but it's about a friend of mines child.

He got stopped by the cops and his boy; 3 years old, is in the car seat in the back. The cops give my guy friend a warning and lets him go. my friend is pulling away and as he's doing so his boy looks up at his dad and says, "You know dad, I done a really good thing back there." Guy says oh yeah? kid says yeah, you know how there's not supposed to be any open containers in the vehicle? Guy says yeahhh. Kid says, well, when I seen them coming, I quickly closed my Gatorade container and threw it under the seat. Guy couldn't help but laugh and neither could I. Just too cute!!

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

he shouted that's my purse and kicked me in the vagina.

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

Farted in public and said " I Just Farted"

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

the funniestthing wass when my nephewww wanted dimples! he was suchaa cutiee he wouldlook atthe other kids and want them somuch! So what hewould do was take pens and poke like holes inthe corners ofhis cheekssss and then he realised itleft marks ssoo hee usedd screwdrivers insteadddd and HE KEPT DOING IT over and over everydayy thinking hed get dimples!! but aftera whilee his heartt broke when he realised itwasnt workinggg! hes suchhaa littlle cutie pie

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

In Wal-Mart, my eleven year old (Then 4) said loudly, "Daddy, that fat lady right there just made a stinky in her pants". I almost died that day....

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

Yeah, funny. My four-year-old nephew likes me to take him for a walk by the woods to see the "bummy rabbits."

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

"Mummy ,you scared the snot out of me!" ( self explanatory)

"I need more ice cream!"

"When are we going to get to costco?" (half way to san fransisco, 400 miles away)

"WHere do birds put their feet when they are flying?"

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

My daughter was 12 and asked us why we never eat endsmeat. takes some thought but think about it we were poor and she heard me and her mother talking all the time.

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

I was in the store buying some flowers for my garden. My son asked what kind of flowers I had in my hands. I told him that they were called Impatiens. He looked up at me and said, "Are you going to buy those because you get impatient with me?"

Whats the funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

Back when I was still married, my husband loved to grill for me and our 3 year old son. So, while trying to light some damp charcoal to grill brats one day, my son was watching from a safe distance in his bouncy saucer, and the husband got out the charcoal lighter fluid and squirted some on smoldering coals, and WHOOSH! flames shot up and singed his red beard and mustache before he jumped back - and then, from the saucer came the uproarious laughter of my son as he yelled OPA! Daddy, OPA! (like at the Greek restaurant...)

My son loves Saganaki!

We laughed for weeks about that one. Still do.