You're no longer cool?

You Are No Longer "Cool" When

You find yourself listening to talk radio.

You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

The pattern on your shorts and couch match.

You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.

You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.

You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.

You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.

You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.

When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.

When jogging is something you do to your memory.

Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

All the cars behind you flash their headlights.

You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.

You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.

You actually ASK for your father's advice.

You don't know how to operate a fax machine.

When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

You're no longer cool?

guess i'm not cool :(

You're no longer cool?

OMG I KNOW

You're no longer cool?

lol

You're no longer cool?

Not entirely true.

You're no longer cool?

well to me some of that sounds COMPLETELY unbelievable.

You're no longer cool?

nice ones

You're no longer cool?

Lol Or when you're old enough to say 'Back in my day'

You're no longer cool?

Mostly me...but I do know how to operate a fax machine.

You're no longer cool?

funny but I am still cool

You're no longer cool?

That is so good! You nailed it for sure!!

You're no longer cool?

lol

You're no longer cool?

goodness that's true i love the one about the music....i remind my dad about that all the time

You're no longer cool?

lol! I'll have to forward this one to mom!

You're no longer cool?

So funny, So true and So cool.