My EARS are just so FLOPPY and HUGE I just wanna CHOP THEM OFF!!?

Ever since I was around 6 years old I was made fun of my appearance- small eyes, weird nose, mishappen lips, big head...

but the worst part about me are my ears. I have these floppy, rectangular, ENORMOUS ears (about 3 1/2 inches long) that get in the way of brushing my hair. Even when I let my hair grow long, they create these lumps on the sides of my head. I've been wearing a headband ever since 1st grade because so many kids made fun of me.

My ears are just so frusterating. My "prominent" features have done nothing but hurt the sensitive person inside. Don't even bother saying they give me character, because my looks havn't attracted any friends in my life.

What should I do? I'm think of surgery, but I'm afraid that option may be too expensive.

My EARS are just so FLOPPY and HUGE I just wanna CHOP THEM OFF!!?

They are yours...enjoy

My EARS are just so FLOPPY and HUGE I just wanna CHOP THEM OFF!!?

Don't pull a Van Gogh, certainly.

You should be happy that all you have in life to worry about is your ears, and that you're not suffering from a chronic illness.

But yes, I am bitter, and I can see how your ears would bother you.

If you really care that much, save up money to have your ears pinned back.

I wish you luck. And I am sorry that people are so superficial and your life has been so hard for you.

Still, count your blessings.

My EARS are just so FLOPPY and HUGE I just wanna CHOP THEM OFF!!?

check out the surgical option, it probably isn't as expensive as you think and maybe they have a layaway plan or financing. cosmetic surgeons are wonderful when it comes to making you feel good about yourself and they work with almost anyone. Consider working for one, after o year they may do it for next to nothing. My wife's friend worked in the office pool for a cosmetic surgery group and they gave her a tummy tuck and breast enlargement for about $600 after about a year of working there.

My EARS are just so FLOPPY and HUGE I just wanna CHOP THEM OFF!!?

The surgery to correct your problem is one of the most low cost plastic procedures there is. It is a very simple operation with no risk at all. I recommend you check out http://www.surgeryabroadguide.com for more details! You'll be able to finally solve your problem for good!