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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt, I cannot stress thi enough!

To pacify you my dear pets I have posted the following message on our front door:

To all non~pet owners, who visit and like to complain about our pets:

1. They live here you don't.

2. If you don't want there hair on your clothes stay off the furniture (That's why they call it 'Fur'niture)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4.To you, it's an animal. to me, he/she is an adopted son.daughter, who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't spek clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs are better than kid's because they:

1 eat less

2 Dont ask for money all the time

3 Normally come when called

4 Never ask to drive the car

5 Dont smoke or drink

6 Dont have to buy the latest fashions

7 And finally if they get pregnant you can always sell their kids.

I thought this was a great, thought I'd share it with you don't know who originally wrote it but it 's great

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I agree totally!

Something else that I have found to that same effect that I think all dog owners should read:

10 CANINE COMMANDMENTS:

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful to me. Remember that before you buy me.

2. Give me time to understand what you want from me.

3. Place your trust in me. It's crucial to my well-being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long, and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your entertainment and your friends. I only have you.

5. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice when it's speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it.

7. Remember before you hit me: I have teeth that could easily crush the bones of your hand, but I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, or I've been out in the sun too long, or my heart is getting old and weak.

9. Take care of me when I get old. You too will grow old.

10. Go with me on that final difficult journey. Never say: "I can't bear to watch it", or "Let it happen in my absence". Everything is easier for me if you are there.

REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU.

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Very good!

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Definitely sounds like our house. We never go anywhere where our dog is not welcome, if he aint, we aint.

Saw part 2 will look for part 1.

Very good . Have a star.

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awesome, where did you get it?

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here's one:

if you must eat MY chocolate when my back's turned, have the courtesy to remove the wrapper first

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Oh, how funny!!!! I have not seen the first couple - PLEASE re post them!!!!!!!!! Thanks again for the laughs, and the permanent smile that is on my face now!!!!!

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I love it. Where can I find this in it's entirety to send my daughter? An added part from me. I have never had a dog give me a cold, the flu, chicken pox, mumps, etc. Their owners don't know enough to stay home when they are sick, however, and have exposed me to most of these at one time or another when they were home sick and thought they'd bring their pet in for a nail trim, since they were off work that day. My home is maintained for the safety and security of my dogs. If you cannot accept that, then you cannot accept me. GO AWAY!

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yep, that's my house to a tee :)

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I use this in my training classes. It is funny, but reminds pet parents that either you control your dogs universe and be the pack leader or your dog will!

Gotta love em!

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i rove rady

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That is Great

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thats great thanks:)

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WWWWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW this was extremely usefulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...

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Thank you. I've saved it for future reference. Very well done.

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when i get another dog i'll have to translate this into italian and place like 5 or 6 around the house for my mother in law!!!! (for some strange reason unless it's human she can't stand it and just HAS to comment and make evil remarks)

that's soooo good! people just don't get it...when i was little and my dad said he wanted to give the dog away I turned to him and with a serious face and voice i said i would rather you give claudia away!(claudia is my sister)go figure!

i was born a dog lover and i will die a dog lover!

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I LOVE IT. it is the way people should be when they don't like our dogs.

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simply brilliant!

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You have summed up my girl with a capital T for True.lol

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Im a huge dog lover and owner and dont agree with mos of this. the dog is apart of a family but in the end its a dog and needs to be trated as such. The dog wants to be a dog and not a human. My dog cost more to feed then my daughter and I love my friends more then my dog becasue they are human. My dog is close too me and I love it but its still a dog.